cliff's notes

I'm addicted to movies, alt music, travel, fine food, and HBO. I hate olives even though I'm Greek. Sarcasm amuses me. Cats...not so much. This is one neurotic man's journey through writing, photos, and humor to try and find some sort of truth.

Facebook Groups You Will Probably Never See

  1. Hardcore Christians for Obama
  2. Tea Party Members Who Actually Like Tea
  3. Anti-Gay Political Activists Who Are, In Fact, Not Secretly Gay Themselves
  4. I Love Being In This Coma
  5. I Love Being In This Coffin
  6. Android Users Who Don’t Secretly Covet iPhones
  7. People Who Still Hate The New Facebook Design After 3 Weeks
  8. People Who Solved Their Problems Via Suicide
  9. People Who, When Going To The Dentist, Think “Fuck Yeah!”